Going
South ... continued
Not-particularly-funny
things became hysterical under the continual pressure. Staff Nurse sweeping
down the ward, consulting the bowel action chart: 'Detonate him, detonate
him, and detonate him.' My friend Esther, setting up a therapeutic lamp
to treat some nasty mouth sores on a 90-year-old. 'Turn this way, Mr.
Patel, that's it, smile for the birdy ... click! That was a beaut photo,
mate, we'll have your phisog in The Listener next month.'
Robert, according to his chart 'a cretin from birth,' came in from a
sheltered home to have his appendix out. When I took off his dressing
I was shocked at the reckless incision gaping against the metal clips.
I got Robert up for the first time after a week in bed, and walked him
to the solarium. The average patient would have been weak and needed
support, but to my amazement, Robert walked unassisted the length of
the ward.
I settled him in the solarium, and saw his eyes on a Women's Weekly.
'Want to read this?' I asked him. He nodded. I checked that the ward
sister wasn't watching and sat next to him. 'What does this say?'
To my amazement, he began reading. I was delighted, and then I became
enraged. He'd been sitting in his bed for a week, staring into space
18 hours a day. Nobody had explained what was happening to him, nobody
spoke to him, nobody gave him a book or magazine. I swore bitterly at
Ward Sister, and got sent to Matron for a lecture. Next day I brought
Robert crayons and two coloring books.
Gradually the pressure of too much work, humiliating criticism from
the matron, Happy Bum (her name was Gladys), and the senseless regimentation
got us all down. Several nurses from my class collapsed, two got pregnant
deliberately and one accidentally, several said it really wasn't for
them and disappeared. One became compulsive about cleanliness, scouring
her ears with a washcloth several times a day. Those of us who were
by nature cut out for the job blew off steam by smoking, drinking, and
having sex.
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2000 Trout &
Kerry
Wilke
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